The Perfect Way To Eat a Cupcake

I taught my son, what I think is the best way to eat a cupcake. It's less messy (particularly if you don't take some of the icing off like I do.)

And, well, I learned something -- my 7-year-old son doesn't like cupcakes. This is the first I heard of this blasphemy. How does someone not like cupcakes? (shrugging shoulders)