If you don’t hear from me for three months, don’t worry I’m fine.  I’ll just be on a short hiatus exploring the internet for memes all while enjoying some Bud Lite Seltzer.  Yes, I’ll be getting paid to do so.  Well, as long as I get this job.

Bud Lite Seltzer is really looking for someone to the exact job I just described.  From right now until September, 18 the brand is looking for a CMO. (That’s Chief Meme Officer) Where the job is to literally create the best memes possible for Bud Lite Seltzer.  Plus, you get paid in product and actual money.  I know a good deal when I see one.


The responsibilities of this role are pretty cut and dry.  You will be required to make at least 10 Bud Lite Seltzer memes a week.  Yup, that’s pretty much it.  So, if you think you are pretty hilarious and good with photo editing, I highly suggest you sit back and watch me work.  You thought I was going to tell you to go for it, didn’t you?  Nope.  This is my job.

Okay, fine I guess you can apply as well.  But if you do get this job there will be a finder’s fee for me.  All I ask is that you share a case of seltzer a week with me and 25 percent of your total cash earnings. You’ll be making $5,000 a month for the three months so you can spare $3,750.

In case you need more proof that this job is real, here is an actual quote from Bud Lite

“We know a hard seltzer is only as good as its memes and, unfortunately, our memes are trash. We need someone who can change that for us; someone who can pull us out of the pits of cringe, someone who knows how to use the lasso thingy in Photoshop, someone like you. Please help us. Please.

Sincerely,
@budlight

p.s. please”

 

There you have it.  Your new job for the next three months.  I’d go apply now and make sure that your work is flawless because you will have some tough competition for this outstanding position.

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