Why Do My Kids Disrespect Pizza?

Almost every Friday night we order pizza. We get pizza, breadsticks and a dessert pizza. Why...o whyyyyy does my son disrespect his pizza?

He eats the everything but the crust. What is this???!!!

Oh wait, it gets better. He eats breadsticks. It is literally the same exact thing as the crust. In this case, literally, means literally.

This is when I just roll my eyes. Kids are weird.