How To Deadlift Your Wife
Say, you are snowed in, or you can't get to the gym and you really need to get a workout in. Grab your wife, girlfriend, partner or roommate and get to lifting.
Have your person cross their arms and legs and wah-lay; now you can deadlift. I am 142#, so if you need more weight maybe hold your dog or bag of potatoes -- and get to reppin.
Here is what it looks like...