So yesterday, I went out for a late lunch with some friends. I just got the free water cup, because I never drink a whole drink. It didn’t have a lid, probably because most adults do not need sippy cups. Evidently, I do! I’m not even sure how I did it, but I managed to knock my water over and it wasn’t just a little – the whole cup was all over me ice and all. So, I sat there eating my lunch with wet pants and soaked shoes.

Embarrassing right? Not as embarrassing as what happened next…

The nice girl bussing tables picked up our plates, and I apologized for the water mess. I cleaned the bench as good as I could, but the floor was basically a small lake around my soaked Taylor Swift Keds. She was like, “Oh, it’s no problem.” I don’t think she realized how much water I had spilled. She walked around our booth, and asked if this was the spill (see pic) the water had seeped through to the other side.

You can't take me anywhere...

Liberty