You Can’t Take Liberty Anywhere Without Her Making A Mess

So yesterday, I went out for a late lunch with some friends. I just got the free water cup, because I never drink a whole drink. It didn’t have a lid, probably because most adults do not need sippy cups. Evidently, I do! I’m not even sure how I did it, but I managed to knock my water over and it wasn’t just a little – the whole cup was all over me ice and all. So, I sat there eating my lunch with wet pants and soaked shoes.

Embarrassing right? Not as embarrassing as what happened next…

The nice girl bussing tables picked up our plates, and I apologized for the water mess. I cleaned the bench as good as I could, but the floor was basically a small lake around my soaked Taylor Swift Keds. She was like, “Oh, it’s no problem.” I don’t think she realized how much water I had spilled. She walked around our booth, and asked if this was the spill (see pic) the water had seeped through to the other side.

You can't take me anywhere...