You can't make stories like this up...especially in Evansville!

According to the Evansville Police Department, a man was arrested on Saturday, accused of breaking into Mountain Valley Water Company and attempting to set it on fire. However, the man apparently had a change of heart in the middle of attempting to burn the business, so he decided to use a 10 gallon bottle of Mountain Valley Water to extinguish the fire and then called 911. I mean it's a good thing he was at a business where they sold water, right?