10 of the Best Jokes for Kids and Adults
My son Chase always picks up some good books during the Scholastic Book Fair at school. I love it when he brings home the best ones, like joke books. Even though the jokes featured in 'Laugh Out Loud Animal Jokes for Kids', and simple and child-like, they crack me up! I thought I should share some of them with you, so you could have a little laugh:
Q. Why was the dog depressed?
A. Because his life was so rough.
Q. Why were the chickens so tired?
A. They were working around the cluck.
Q. What is a cow's favorite vegetable?
Q. Why did the horse keep falling over?
A. It wasn't stable
Q. What kind of insect is hard to understand?
A. A mumble-bee.
Q. Where do bunnies like to eat?
Q. What kind of seafood tastes great with peanut butter?
Q. What is black and white and red all over?
A. A penguin that's embarrassed.
Q. Why did the monkey almost get fired?
A. It took him a while to get the swing of things.
Hopefully, these silly little jokes have given you a laugh! These, and many other fun jokes can be found in the Scholastic book, 'Laugh Out Loud Animal Jokes for Kids', by Rob Elliott.