10 of the Best Jokes for Kids and Adults

My son Chase always picks up some good books during the Scholastic Book Fair at school. I love it when he brings home the best ones, like joke books. Even though the jokes featured in 'Laugh Out Loud Animal Jokes for Kids', and simple and child-like, they crack me up! I thought I should share some of them with you, so you could have a little laugh:

Q. Why was the dog depressed?

A. Because his life was so rough.

Q. Why were the chickens so tired?

A. They were working around the cluck.

Q. What is a cow's favorite vegetable?

A. Cow-iflower.

Q. Why did the horse keep falling over?

A. It wasn't stable

Q. What kind of insect is hard to understand?

A. A mumble-bee.

Q. Where do bunnies like to eat?

A. IHOP

Q. What kind of seafood tastes great with peanut butter?

A. Jellyfish

Q. What is black and white and red all over?

A. A penguin that's embarrassed. 

Q. Why did the monkey almost get fired?

A. It took him a while to get the swing of things.

Hopefully, these silly little jokes have given you a laugh! These, and many other fun jokes can be found in the Scholastic book, 'Laugh Out Loud Animal Jokes for Kids', by Rob Elliott.