6 Ways Having The Flu Is Like Being In Jail
I don't think I've ever been as sick as I've been this week. I mean, I threw up in my coffee cup the entire drive home on Monday. I literally had to leave in the middle of my show! So, I've basically been in "Sick jail" all week. And come to think about it, having the flu really Is like being in jail.
*Disclaimer, I've never actually been put in jail, but I did work at one.
1. Taken Away From My Job
The flu stepped in and basically arrested me, for puking in the studio.
2. Solitary Confinement
I've tried to keep my germs to myself, since I had not 1 but 2 types of flu.
3. Dreaming About Good Food
I just keep thinking about all of the food that I want to eat, when I make it out of the flu.
4. Have A Contact On The Outside
You'll need an ally that can bring you any contraband or medication you might need
5. Getting Shanked
Ok, technically there was no shank, but my body does feel like it's been beat up.
6. Jealous When Your Cell Mate Gets Out
Doug seems to be getting better faster than me. He has already been released :/
Seriously, take precautions so you don't end up in "Flu Jail"